Today, I tried to study PHYSICS because the next exam I’ll be sitting for is PHYSICS PAPER 2. I can’t believe how PHYSICS bore someone out and even make that person feel like tearing up the PHYSICS BOOKS. My goodness. I realised how stupid I am! You know why? I just know that you can DISCHARGE a CHARGED INSULATOR by HEATING! Wow! Isn’t that amazing? Yeah, right. Can you believe this? I just know that like.. a few hours ago? And let me tell you, there are so many more things that I’m tested on that I still don’t know yet. >< See how stupid I can get? So, basically, if you want to create a stupidity test for me, just give me a PHYSICS paper and well, I’ll show you how stupid I can get.
*sigh* I know I’m whining. Yeah, but I can’t help it. At this critical moment when the PHYSICS EXAM is in 3 days, you just got to study it. And I can say that I barely studied today. I spent half the time STARING at the PHYSICS TEXTBOOK or PHYSICS GUIDEBOOK, trying to understand the FREAKING PHYSICS CONCEPT. I’m someone who totally shuts off when it comes to reading BORING STUFF. So, I think I need to get the repairman to repair the SWITCH that is used to turn on my brain. Maybe I need a new FUSE with a higher FUSE RATING for the LIVE WIRE that’s leading to the PHYSICS LIGHT BULB. Because the overwhelming PHYSICS INFORMATION (the ELECTRICAL CURRENT) is too much for my current FUSE to tolerate. So, my FUSE just BLOWS. *faints*
See? PHYSICS CRAZE!!! AHHH!! I really don’t know how to study for Physics. Simply because I have no tolerance for it.